Games
Cheesy little browser games, free to play. No downloads, no nonsense — just blast the swamp.
Dem Invaders
They're descending on America… Defend the Republic!
A patriotic remake of the arcade classic. Roll your MAGA tank across the grass and blast the descending swamp with Truth Bombs before they reach the homeland. Mind your barriers — and watch out for Uncle Creepy.
Drain the Swamp
Sixty seconds. One finger. Bring a mallet.
The swamp keeps popping back up and you have a minute to put it back down. Whack every creature that surfaces, build a streak for the multiplier — and leave your own tank alone, because friendly fire costs you 250. Deliberately one-tap: no joystick, no buttons to hunt for, plays the same on a phone as it does on a desktop.
Build the Wall
One brick at a time. Try not to miss.
A brick slides across the top of the wall — tap to drop it. Whatever hangs over the edge gets cut off, and the next brick is only as wide as what you kept, so sloppy work compounds fast. Land one flush and you keep the full width plus a growing streak bonus. No timer: it ends when you miss.
INM Wordle
Five letters. Six guesses. One a day.
The daily word game, ours. Five letters, six guesses: green means right letter in the right place, yellow means right letter in the wrong place. Everybody gets the same word each day and it changes at midnight Central — so you can argue about it with everyone else. Roughly one word in eight is on-theme; the rest is just a good puzzle. Copy your emoji grid when you're done, it never spoils the answer.
Follow the Money
It went under one of those. Good luck.
A briefcase of your money goes under a podium, the podiums shuffle, and you say where it ended up. Get it right and the next round adds podiums and speed; miss once and it's gone. No timer and no reflexes — the only input is a single tap at the end of a round, so the whole game is whether you can keep your eye on one thing while several move at once.
INM Solitaire
Klondike, with our deck.
Classic Klondike solitaire — draw one, unlimited redeals, rules exactly as you remember them. What's ours is the deck: the Idiocracy badge on every card back, and the swamp cast as the jacks, queens and kings. Tap a card and it goes wherever it legally can, so there's no fiddly dragging on a phone, and Undo is right up top for when it picks the wrong pile.