These 17 Funny Tweets Singlehandedly Got Me Through The Embarrassment That Was Trump’s Military Parade

Jun 16, 2025 | U.S.

Alana Valko

Saturday saw millions of people gather across the country for the “No Kings” protests, and at least 10 people for Donald Trump’s military parade on his birthday (there were AT LEAST 10, right?).

People gather on a grassy field near a large digital screen displaying "U.S. Army."
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If you missed it, don’t worry: The internet surely didn’t. Here are the best jokes from the weekend:

1.

A man in a suit sits at an event, looking bored. The tweet above jokes about spending $45 million on a parade and being bored
@MikeDrucker / Via x.com

2.

Man in suit sitting with hands clasped, appearing contemplative. Twitter caption: "He wants to be on his phone so bad."
@lib_crusher / Via x.com

3.

Aerial view of a sparsely attended outdoor event with a stage, posted on social media with commentary about low attendance at Trump's birthday parade
@mattmfm / Via x.com

4.

Tweet by user @covie_93, saying: "Hearing that there were concepts of a crowd at trump's birthday parade."
@covie_93 / Via x.com

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5.

@BaileyCarlin / Via Twitter: @BaileyCarlin

6.

Tweet stating: "BREAKING: Chinese officials review video of Trump’s parade and conclude the U.S. is no longer a threat."
@realKyleKeegan / Via x.com

7.

Tweet by Anonymous: "MAGA can't even throw a parade, Greenland is safe yall" with 32 quotes, 241 retweets, 2.8K likes, and 47K views
@YourAnonCentral / Via x.com

8.

A man looks at portable toilets, above which a screen shows a political figure sitting with others
@NotHoodlum / Via x.com

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9.

Portable toilets lined up outdoors near a government building, viewed from a distance. Crowd of people nearby. Text questions Nancy Mace about all-gender toilets
@acnewsitics / Via x.com

10.

Tweet by Julia Ioffe about Trump, showing a comparison video captioned "How Trump imagined his parade / What he actually saw."
@juliaioffe / @adagamov / Via Twitter: @juliaioffe

You can view the clip here.

11.

A man in a suit sits at an event. Text above comments on a military parade's failure and public protests against an administration
@RpsAgainstTrump / Via x.com

12.

Tweet by @JoJoFromJerz mocks a misspelling in a tweet by Donald Trump, who misspelled "parade" as "perade."
@JoJoFromJerz / Via x.com

13.

Tweet from Charlie Kirk shows a military parade. Four Seasons Total Landscaping humorously comments on its size
@TotalSeasons / @charliekirk11 / Via x.com

14.

Screenshot of a tweet by Liam Nissan joking about more people being at a Chick-fil-A drive-thru than at Trump's birthday parade
@theliamnissan / Via x.com

15.

Tweet by Jeff Tiedrich saying, "Trump's parade could have been an email," with engagement stats below
@itsJeffTiedrich / Via x.com

16.

A tweet mocking a large crowd at an event near the Washington Monument, commenting on the effort to attract attendees
@BMeiselas / @DODResponse / Via x.com

And lastly:

17.

Tweet showing a young girl in a red dress and boy watching a U.S. Army performance, with a note about Taylor Swift's Eras Tour parking lot attendance
@newyorknoshoes / @JDVance / Via x.com

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