Hydrate. Stay sharp.

This 17 oz stainless steel bottle features the official Idiocracy News Media logo on a sleek, glossy finish built for daily use. Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours, whether you’re commuting, traveling, or out for the day.

Clean design. Functional build. Everyday carry.

The bowling pin shape fits most cup holders and bags, while the leak-proof cap keeps everything sealed tight.

Product Details:

High-grade stainless steel

17 oz (500 ml) capacity

10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)

Double-wall vacuum insulation

Keeps liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours

Glossy finish with patented ORCA coating

Odorless, leak-proof cap

Hand-wash only

Blank product sourced from China

Note: Do not store water for more than 24 hours to avoid odor buildup.