“Delete This Number NOW:” 50 Wrong Number Texts That Make Me Cry Laughing No Matter How Many Times I’ve Seen Them

Mar 19, 2025 | Uncategorized

1.The golfing text:

Text messages shown. Larissa invites Karry to play golf. Karry replies with a photo of himself wearing a koala hat, sipping a drink, and asks if she is ready to play with "daddy." Larissa responds with "what."
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2.The dinosaur text:

wrong number text of someone asking for dinosaur penis bones
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3.The Home Owners Association text:

wrong number text of some sending funny pics to a HOA
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4.The TV text:

wrong number text to someone asking about a tv sales and they say stop wasting my time and they say this is literally the wrong person
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5.The Grunchley text:

Text exchange where Kathy complements Grunchley Grubbins and mentions being in Los Angeles. Grunchley humorously calls themselves mean
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6.The challenge text:

Trevor asks Colleen if they're still up for the challenge and shows a cow standing in a small pool, and the response is "What in the hell happened here"
Twitter: @mesh509

7.The horse text:

Text message exchange. Evelyn asks Dr. Larry about her horse's recovery. Larry responds that the horse didn't make it and was rendered into glue. Evelyn is shocked
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8.The liturgist text:

A text conversation between someone addressing a pastor about missing a church duty due to a family event, and the pastor responding angrily
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9.The running text:

Text conversation where one person suggests to Annie they go running this weekend, receives a "wrong number" reply, and then remarks that the joke is not funny
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10.The Zendaya text:

Text message conversation and an image of Zendaya wearing a large hat. Message: "Annie, do you have time to play golf tomorrow?"
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11.The souvlaki text:

Text message conversation about lunch plans. Person 1 asks if Person 2 is Sophie and offers to get them a souvlaki dinner with a Coke Zero if they are
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12.The cake text:

Text message reads, "Hello, can the cake I ordered in your store be delivered here before 6 o’clock tonight?" with an image of someone in a large, purple Grimace costume
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13.The bakery text:

Text message exchange: Person 1 asks, "Hello, when will the cake I ordered be ready?" Person 2 replies, "I ate it." Person 1 responds with an expletive. Person 2 says it was an April Fools’ joke and doesn't know Person 1
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14.The chili text:

wrong number text with someone texting i'm bringing chili like 9 times
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15.The yard text:

wrong number text where someone says they pooped in someone else's yard
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16.The “Who is this” text:

Text message exchange from September 2 to today. One person repeatedly asks "who's this," and the other person consistently replies "A wrong number." Final reply says, "You keep asking who is this."
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17.The financial advisor text:

A text conversation where one person mistakenly texts another, thinking they are "Frank". The recipient clarifies it is the wrong number
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18.The Mica text:

Text from "Mica" ends up being the wrong number, and after Mica apologizes, person says "No apology necessary; it's best that we don't talk because I don't trust people named after phyllosilicate minerals"
Twitter: @MLSist

19.The baby-nephew text:

Person asks Sophia to send photo of baby nephew, and person responds that they think there's something wrong with Brendan and attached a photo of a bald man baby wielding scissors
Twitter: @lucybno

20.The horse-names text:

Person asks Doug for the name of the new horse baby, and someone else responds that they aren't Doug, but the names are Maple Stirrup, Usain Colt and Al Capony
Twitter: @bradleyjose

21.The true-tragedy text:

Person gets a wrong number text to "Mom" saying their phone fell in the toilet and they're using the cashier's phone at the store, they had to buy a new sim
Twitter: @clandestinedee

22.The mom text:

wrong number text from someone looking for their mom
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23.The George text:

wrong number text where someone gets mad at someone named george
Twitter: @ryanggomez

24.The Cara text:

Person asks repeatedly if they're texting Cara, and the first two times they're told no, but "maybe a third time and it will change," and the third time the person says "This is Cara now"
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25.The spaghetti text:

Wrong number text of someone telling Bubba where the spaghetti is
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26.The Papa Gary text:

Wrong number text from someone named Papa Gary wishing his granddaughter a wonderful day and saying he loves her, and person responds saying it's the wrong number but they love Papa Gary too and hope he has a wonderful day too
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27.The Tesla text:

Photo of car with exchange: The Prius just had a baby! We named her Tesla! That's a dumb name for a baby
Twitter: @jmjanks

28.The stranger danger text:

wrong number text where the receiver just sends pictures of a possum
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29.The Mike text:

wrong number text about someone with a club foot
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30.The injury text:

wrong number text of someone saying jake is in the hospital because his butthole is on fire
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31.The Joe text:

wrong number to a person asking for joe and the other person says joe mama
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32.The bathroom text:

Person texts photos of their sort of scary, complicated basement bathroom being built
Twitter: @tylercomplains

33.The goat cheese text:

Wrong number text of someone going to the store and the other person asks for goat cheese
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34.The “Do Not Disturb” text:

Person sends text saying "long time no see" and gets a blow-up toy in response and says "sorry, hope I didn't disturb you"
Twitter: @parra2694682344

35.The horse farm text:

Text with a photo of two horses in a barn asks, "Coach, I'm already at the horse farm; how long will it take you to arrive?"
Twitter: @jm_herrington

36.The hallway text:

Wrong number text of someone threatening to poop on someone's doorstep even after they said they live in a a house, because they think they pooped in the apartment building hallway
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37.The TV text:

Wrong number text asking how soon they can come out to mount their TV, and the person says to just use glue, but be careful
Twitter: @ashelroberto

38.And the EGG text:

Wrong number text: "Grab a egg"
Twitter: @igotschupbach

You must grab the egg.

39.The TP text:

wrong number text of someone who spent a lot of money on toilet paaper
Twitter: @hey_itsmandi

40.The honest text:

wrong number text of someone asking if someone else effed their dad
Twitter: @GirrlRyan

41.The LEGO text:

wrong number text from someone whose kid is eating legos
Twitter: @brennajohnson3

42.The dancing text:

wrong number text of person saying my wife danced on stage
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43.The car text:

wrong number from someone named clarissa appologizing for shitting in the other person's car
Twitter: @Trevor_jackson7

44.The arrest text:

wrong number text of someone getting arrested
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45.The infamous Glitter Biscuit text:

wrong number text of someone looking for a person named glitter biscuit
Twitter: @ABforsuree

46.The holy text:

wrong number to a priest calling them sexy
Twitter: @frsimon

47.The octopus text:

wrong number text of someone asking for an octopus recipe and the receiver gives them a ridiculous recipe
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48.The Dave’s text:

wrong number text that reads hey dave's my milk
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49.The struggling text:

wrong number text of someone who is having a rough timie on the toilet
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50.And the sore text:

wrong number text of someone complaining about butt sores
Twitter: @Spensurr

Been there, brother.

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