Oh, yeah, that should do it.
Get this… CNNLOL is also thinking about moving Kasie Hunt from her morning perch to Blitzer’s current afternoon slot.
This is called shuffling around the deckchairs on the Titanic.
These people are so stupid… Hey, I have an idea. Derrr. Let’s move the loser from afternoons to mornings and the other loser from mornings to afternoons. Maybe we can confuse the dogs to eat this dog food if we switch the time we serve it. Believe it or not, Warner Bros. Discovery is paying me like a million dollars a month to come up with these BigThinks.
Last week, CNN’s primetime viewership averaged only 501,000 viewers. For context, Fox News delivered five times as many at 2.55 million.
Wait, wait, it gets better… CNN is thinking of expanding *try not to laugh* Erin Burnett’s show to two hours.
Hey, I have an idea. Derrr. No one’s watching Erin Burnett’s hour so let’s expand it to two hours. Did I mention I make like a million a month coming up with these ideas.
If the dogs won’t eat the dog food, just add more of the same.
In total viewers throughout the day, CNN attracted only 455,000. Fox News earned 1.8 million.
The only smart move CNN is thinking about, per this report, is removing Jim Acosta from his daily 10 a.m. slot to make room for Wolf “I Lost on Jeopardy” Blitzer. Acosta has all the charm and magnetism of an aluminum siding salesman still bitter over his divorce, so what that guy’s still doing on TV is beyond me.
This is wonderful news for anyone who hates CNN, and since that is all of us, please do take a moment to rejoice.
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These dummies have still not figured out that their only problem is personnel, which is why they believe moving the pieces around might save a sinking ship. There is nothing interesting, intelligent, charismatic, unpredictable, or decent about CNN’s on-air talent. They are all humorless, serially dishonest, bloated with self-importance, and beyond smug.
Think about this: almost 75 million people voted for Kamala Harris and CNN cannot attract even one percent from that mammoth pool.
This is so much fun. Watching the most vile people in the world commit suicide puts joy in my heart and a song on my lips… And here is that song.
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